Smithtown

A very wealthy place in Suffolk County although there are huge houses and tiny houses. the taxes are unbeliveabley high.nThere is every single race in the world in Smithtown. you name it, we got it. some people think that if you live in smithtown, your a bitch or a whore or a slut. but just like in every other town there are skanks, sluts, hores, etx. smithtown is pretty good at sports. well at least in kickline. national champs for like 10 years. whisperettes=amazing. and everything else is like average compared to kickline. about 50% of all smithtown kids are preppy and wear abercrombie, hollister, american eagle, juicy couture and anything else where a full outfit is way over $300. about every kid has ugg boots (or fake ones)or abercrombie flip flops. its impossible to be popular if your not a prep. then we have the emo's who think that they are going to commit suicide at any moment when there not. they are in photo class and in art honor society. then we also have the gangsters who are so not gangster. they like to think there cool when there not. they wear their pants below the knees and walk funny. they wear ecko and phat farm and south pole meanwhile if you really were from a ghetto, you wouldnt be able to afford any of those brands. and last but not least there are the potheads. you can find these potheads in town at starbucks parking lot, friendlys, behind the movie theater or anywhere on main street. major hangout places are the mall, baja grill, friendlys, movie theater and starbucks and coolbeans. and a lotta people work at ralphs italian ices and mcdonalds and any other place in the mall you can think of. so smithtowns pretty cool i guess.

smithtown kid #1- im going to go kill myself now
smithtown kid #2- im going to spend $3000 at the mall.
smithtown kid #3- ANYONE GOT A BOLT?

by bonjour! April 27, 2007

smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.

Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.

by thatsmithtownkid November 15, 2005

smithtown

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005

smithtown

A town in Suffolk County on Long Island, NY. It is really boring and not diverse at all, with over 95% of the population being white. Kids here might claim to have a life, but they really don't. Even kids that are able to drive wind up staying in Smithtown on weekends. At least 50% of adolescents in Smithtown can be seen walking around the main streets of St.James and Smithtown in their free time, or at Starbucks hanging out without buying anything, or in the back lots of shopping centers smoking pot or drinking 40s, or they're at the mall every day. There are 2 high schools, East and West. Students can be seen at the gates of the schools smoking cigarettes and trying to look cool. Smithtown West, sadly, has a DDR club and a dodgeball club. East has nothing interesting. Students also enjoy writing threats on desks, smoking in elevators, cussing out teachers, smoking in the stairwells, streaking, putting random stickers all over the place, and so on. So-called "potheads" talk about pot and getting stoned all the time and then say they don't want to be called a pothead. Straight edgers stick together and usually become alcoholics by the time they're legal. Most Smithtown girls that claim they're bisexual never get girlfriends. Most kids say they hate living here, but wouldn't leave if they had the chance. Ignorance and apathy is a common trait among many Smithtown kids.

MONDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
TUESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall.
WEDNESDAY
Smithtown Kid 1: So what do you want to do today?
Smithtown Kid 2: Let's go to the mall....then Starbucks.

And so on.

by renownsyaaa July 16, 2008

smithtown

A small- or what feels like small- town about an hour east of New York Ctiy. When 99% of the population is white yet more than 40% of teenagers try to be "ghetto," wearing ecko and phat farm- which sadly enough true "ghetto" people would never be able to afford. Another 30% think they're "unique" when in reality they're "emo" brat children who sulk over the fact that "no good shows ever come to smithtown" and there "aren't any good thrift stores in sh*ttown" And another 30% of us are "prep" where if you don't wear abercrombie or american eagle you are instantaneouly an outcast. Where Friday nights are filled with sitting in the starbucks parking lot getting completely sh*tfaced or going to the otehrside of the parking lot to smoke some more weed that the they bought because they have too much money to even know what to do with. Kids here can't wait to escape (or so they think) yet when you leave you miss even- even though you don't want to. A polace where kids have very little responsiblity and every girls is a daddys girl and every guy thinks hes God's gift to woman- and if they don;t think like that then they're unknown. Smithtown- a place filled with snobby JAP like people who have too much money than they could ever spend- on anything usefull that is.

smithtown starbucks parking lot

by jtytrfhgfg August 14, 2006

smithtown

a town in long island new york that has every steroetype out there. even though it consists of 98% rich white kids. theres two highschool, east and west. and they are both known as the pharmacy because of all the drugs. us kids usuallly chill in town, either stjames for east or mainstreet shops for west. orr the mall. every girl in smithtown is a whore& slut. or a prude one. there are fake ghetto kids too. its a pretty good town i guess.

kid 1: yoo wanna chill in town tonight? we can go behind starbucks in the parking lot and do drugs.

kid 2: yeaa my boys from smithtown eastt are gonna come and chill. theyll bring some shitt tooo.


east 1: wanna chill in front of the smoke shop near the pizza place?

east 2: yeaaa maybe someone will get us shit.

by yourrprettycool February 21, 2009

smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.

Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.

by thatsmithtownkid July 25, 2008