smishen

discomfort to or of the ball sack; the sticking or adhesiveness betwixt the ball sack and the thighs; swollen feeling betwixt the ball sack and thighs, or rejection by the ball sack to the interior of one's trousers

After the rock concert, Jimmy is smishen in his new pants, they must not fit well.

by Yanceystate January 4, 2010

Smishmorshinator

A device consisting of a 3 foot long metal pole with a bicycle handlebar grip at one end and a fork duct taped to the other used as an alternative to getting a smishmorshin.

Why go to the smishmorshin clinic to get a smishmorshin when we have a perfectly good smishmorshinator!

by MyHero June 13, 2010

smishsmash

Universal term to promote something fun or to make humorous.

Want to play volleyball? Smishsmash!
I'm going to nail that chick. Smishsmash!
That sexy chick is a smishsmash!
Man I just failed that test. Smishsmash!
Man I railed that fatty! Smishsmash!
Man we smoked a fatty. Smishsmash!

by hackaxle April 30, 2008

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

smishmorshmun

stealth for abortion mofo

ah fuk im preggaz, need a smishmorshmun

by split pin November 24, 2009