Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.

"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!

by den haag October 7, 2015

dirty Siemers

When a person with Siemers as their last name shits in a german shepherd’s mouth then cums on a girls left asscheek while the girl is holding a german flag

Guy: Hi! Do you want to perform a dirty Siemers with me?
Girl: Yes, i would love that!
Dog: Woof!

by JJ Sie September 25, 2021

smemes

Someone named sam who loves memes

Stop it with the memes Smemes!

by Charputin May 29, 2017

smeerdo

A person who is both smelly and weird; a smelly weirdo.

Best utilized when people watching and an individual with excessively foul body odour passes by and then begins observing you.

"That smeerdo's watching us!"

by Harp/Aman March 17, 2008

Smeme

Smemes are sound-memes; the audio version of gifs

she sent me a smeme

by Smemelord February 9, 2022

smeer the queer

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.

Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.

by natalienose March 30, 2010

SMeyer

1. A fail!author who spawned the most horrific fail!series EVER. Wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are NOTHING. (Seriously, the fucking book goes BLANK when Edward leaves Bella. BLANK. Hello? Is there any THOUGHT here? Obviously not, or it would be written on the BLANK PAGES.) Series ends with Breaking Dawn, during which Edward Cullen chews through Bella Swan's uterus to save their demon spawn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the Volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the Vatican) for being fucking weird. Anti-climactic ending. Basically... fail!series by a fail!author.

2. A woman touted to be the next J.K. Rowling. If I were J.K. Rowling, I would SUE, for this is the worst kind of SLANDER and LIBEL I've ever seen.

SMeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that's exactly what she's done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.

SMeyer: definitely NOT the next J.K. Rowling.

by Eimii March 25, 2009