smeet

stupid, idiot, weirdo but cute sometimes

when i hooked up with my ex my friends called me a smeet

by haley sophie maddie brenna September 13, 2017

smeets

The act of sending messages as an adult man to young boys (preferably just underage) hoping to attain their attention. The person sending the messages is usually regarded as a person of power.

Anthony: Did he smeets you already?
Bernard: Yeah he contacted me, to take me out for a dinner, I told him I was 16 but he said he didn't mind.

by TheDutchBunnyHopper April 5, 2023

smeets

A word for a poor guy, who doesn't have a lot of money and is generally friendless

a : "Did you see that poor guy?"
b : "Yes, he doesn't have a lot of friends, he's such a smeets"

by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008

smeet

1. one with small feet. the combination of 'sm' from small, and 'eet' from feet.

2. adding the first 2 letters of the word small to any body part

1."nick! put some shoes on those bare-smeet!"

"youre boyfriend is such a smeet"

2. smands, smears, smenis, smoobs, smass,

by aylaa March 24, 2010

Smeeting

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

I can imagine you smeeting her.

Why are you smeeting me!!

by Jack Guisrael June 26, 2007

Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.

Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

The Mighty Smeet

Goat-Man

Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.

Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.

Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.

Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.

by Mike Rotchfield March 21, 2008