Smashturbate

at a young age when a boy get his first boner and does not know what to do so he smashes it in between the fridge door

i smashturbated until it turned red and my mom caught me.

by Paul, not the one from KS March 04, 2011

smashturbation

jacking off so hard that your dick bleeds.

mike thought smashturbation was fun.

by the secret stoner October 09, 2011

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

Smashturbate

To smash out a quick furious wank ( Masturbate furiously)

"Hold on guys before we go out tonight im going to go to the toilet and Smashturbate."

by m4tye August 25, 2015

smashturbate

to smash yourself

when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate

by frprtz March 29, 2010

Super Smashturbating

When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

by The Powerhouse May 07, 2009

Super smashturbating

Jerking off to super smash bros

My son was super smashturbating to day

by GUY GUY May 17, 2015