smartphone

A mobile device that is infinitely smarter than the human that uses it while driving.

Do you know what caused the accident on the interstate?
Yeah, the news said it was some moron driver using his smartphone.

by plasmax April 29, 2014

smartphone

a mobile phone which has computerlike software on it, these days resembles PDA's...

this new smartphone runs 239078 games and has a cool-colored backlight

by deice May 27, 2003

smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.

*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.

by kowalewicz July 9, 2018

Smartphoning

Surfing the world wide web on your smart phone while pooping.

Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.

by Shabdarider August 22, 2012

smartphone

the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.

This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?

by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005

smartphone

The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s

Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard

by attarax April 23, 2022

smartphone

A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.

Throw that smartphone into the trash can!

by diabetic_rice_farmer January 30, 2020