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The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!
by Twight0931 March 23, 2021
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the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.
This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?
by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005
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A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) is a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"
Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack: Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
by xXSalo7aXx January 26, 2020
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The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s
Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard
by attarax April 23, 2022
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A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.
Throw that smartphone into the trash can!
by diabetic_rice_farmer January 30, 2020
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a small palm os pda knock-off that fits in your pocket. often is called an "i phone" or "android phone". often used to look at porn and used by big tech companies to track you 24/7/365/3652 days a year.
guy1: hey bill, have you heard of the i phone 14?
guy2: oh, that stupid smartphone?
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 14, 2022
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The AAA video game that you carry around with you all the time, purchased for a hefty price tag, even though you don't akcually have that much time to play it.
I know I spent a fortune on this new smartphone, but with all my work commitments, I barely get to enjoy my favorite AAA titles on it.
by Emotional Cruiser August 12, 2025
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