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smart one, dumb one

sarcastically making fun of an idiots mistake. designed to make them feel like shit and make you feel like a bigger, better person
craig: damn it, i just drove my car into a tree!
josh: smart one, dumb one..
by wharfytime April 29, 2010
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smart one

Someone who thinks they know everything but knows nothing.A polite way of calling someone a smartass around proper people or company.
Johnny, you are such a smart one. Or ....Nice going smart one.
by swissmocha April 1, 2005
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shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop
*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"
by Joshua September 28, 2004
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smart one

one who lives in their own universe
so smart it scares him,and everyone else.
by bill fry June 27, 2005
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shart on a tart

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.
I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.
by she-nonymous February 14, 2012
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Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022
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