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Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009
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Smart

A person who will write their own Urban Dictionary definitions to win arguments.
ooooo look at Mitch! He's so smart!!!
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 11, 2020
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Smart

Person 1: I'm not very smart
Person 2: I know
by I_am_poggers December 7, 2021
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Smart

The exact opposite of me
by Notaverygoodname May 7, 2018
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Smart

When someone is smart they are itelligent
She was very smart
by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015
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Smart

*Your name* is not smart for looking up the definition of "smart."
by Einsteins dog December 7, 2010
mugGet the Smartmug.

Smart

She is a smart girl.
Her sister looks smart.
by Sweety cutie April 23, 2022
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