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Swagmaster

The Swagmaster is the title given to anybody who maintains an extremely high level of swagger. (S)he must have an extremely high level of arrogance and confidence and be able to walk the walk and talk the talk. He is universally recognized by all who can comprehend the true definition of swag.
Matt : "Yo whats up Swagmasterr!"
*Swagmaster walks by wearing his shades and hat and gives a slight nod of recognition that he is friends with the person but also is too cool to spend more than 2 seconds locked in eye contact*
by Masteryster August 26, 2013
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Smegmaster

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!
by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
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spammaster 3000

another name for a weapon usually in fps which refers to a weapon which just spams out bullets such as a machine gun or shotgun.
u n00b stop using the spammaster 3000 and get some skillz
by Sgt.Mou October 27, 2005
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spazmaster supreme

Spazmaster supreme is the other guy in Colorado,who is the chief advisor to King Spazoid ,and source of sacred knowledge.
"The king always checks with Spazmaster Supreme before making any important decision, that is standard operating procedure."
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
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Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.
Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....
by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
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Sapmaster

The guy who manages a sugar house in a sugar bush
I went to sapjack real quick before the sapmaster came back
by The sapjacker December 8, 2020
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stairmaster

To totally own, abuse, or dominate.
He really stairmastered his nuts on that firehydrant.

I'll stairmaster that loser.
by chad&friends April 15, 2003
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