Smailsed

To get nothing. To be denied.

Dude you got smailsed by that chick. You didn't even get her name.

From the movie "Caddyshack":

Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing! And LIKE it!

by LTC3 April 19, 2008

smads

Suck My Ass Dumb Shit

#1. You can just go SMADS I'm not doing that

#2.SMADS that definetly is not cool

by jabooba April 3, 2009

Snaids

A rare STD, or snake transmittable disease.
Also called Snake Aids

"Imagine not having Snaids"
"Snake Aids am i right guys"

by Elessar_oi_numen June 15, 2020

smais

Acronym for "Suck my ass it smells"
The cool way to quote shock rocker G.G. Allin in style without the need for obvious profanity.

John: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Bethany: Whats with all the questions John? Why don't you smais?

by Fatty Carey October 2, 2010

SMIDSY

An acronym -

"Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.

I had my first smidsy yesterday at the junction..

by larry arizona May 4, 2006

swaids

when you have aids and then you get swine flu and pass it to someone else.

Girl 1: Hey what you do yesterday?
Girl 2: i got swaids from my boyfrand.

by DROPDEAD<$$$ May 5, 2009

SNAIDS

Snail aids... somewhat like GAIDS but not... made just for Kenny.

"You just got SNAIDS. HAHAHA!"

by Dayna January 21, 2004