smackers

by bbram October 10, 2010
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smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.
Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?
by Locker January 25, 2007
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smackers

males who like to get the attention from the opposite gender by smacking the girls BEE-HIND!!!
boy that boy is one of the damn smackers!!!
by hellokittypal May 31, 2007
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smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts
FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"
by pfloyd February 21, 2003
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Rat Smacker

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.
Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"
by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020
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Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.
Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?
by Beththefirst July 16, 2008
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Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.
Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker
by 3Djoker November 16, 2018
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