Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

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Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

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slyder

The official spelling adopted by White Castle for their gut bombs. See www.whitecastle.com under products. At this time, "slyder" does not appear to be trademarked. Could have more subliminal impact as to what the burger does from a diuretic standpoint, seeing as how the burger is often expelled is unannounced, urgent and "sly".

"I'm hungry. Let's go get some sliders"

"My friend, we are in Ohio. We don't have Krystal here. We have White Castle."

"Je fais des excuses. Let's go get some slyders."

"Hell-ya nigga."

by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

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Soycery

An ancient form of the magic arts in China dating around 420 BC, relating to the inclusion of sauces such as terryaki and soy in rituals and incantations.

“Listen now young apprentices, the art of soycery is the pathway to a high cholesterol that will unlock your true destiny”

by G-stringy bones September 30, 2017

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