Scutologist

Scutologist – the elite category of privileged wise, young men who have dedicated immense amounts of time to eradicating Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoes by studying, hypothesizing, and theorizing, about the origins, symptoms, and solutions to this ever growing epidemic. Yes we are professionals! Official members of the C.W.A.S.I!

I recieved a Scutta awareness flyer today from a scutologist.

by Scutologist July 2, 2006

Slagtologist

One who dabbles in the digital end of mixing and slicing with skills and perfection

VDJ with the mad skillz is a true slagtologist

by Josh R. June 4, 2004

Shitologist

A person who's trying to find a mistake in every situation. Sometimes, they can be disturbing.

+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?

-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.

+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.

+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.

by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020

slothologist

(n) usually a short-sighted, chia-pet hair, very short female. Likes naps. Will literally fall asleep anywhere. Sucks at connect 4.

That Tiffany always passes out at the bar, she’s such a slothologist.

by Darthsloth May 28, 2021

Shitologist

Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.

"I had some serious diarrhoea the other day man had to check out with the shitologist."

by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022

Slumbologist

A person who successfully prevents disruption of their circadian rhythm.

Wow! He slept exactly 1 and a half hours! He's such a slumbologist!

by SilverVader August 16, 2024

Snotologist

Someone who studies snotology which is the study of mucus

My best friend is a snotologist.
I’m the best snotologist.

by doing this for fun April 28, 2024