Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.

Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

slut monkey

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.
high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.
or a tail.
which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

by eeeeeek May 7, 2008

cum guzzling slut monkey

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team

Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey

by brenboi June 1, 2022

Whore-Hoppin'-Slut-Monkey

Made up by Monkey Boy to insult others..

Amanda is a whore-hoppin'-slut-monkey!

by Katy December 3, 2004

Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey

Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?

Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.

Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.

by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014

monkey-slut

Someone whose standards are so low that they'll shag a monkey.

Dude, look at the grenade that monkey-slut's dancing with!

by Emily Younger April 23, 2003