Slumpt

Verb; The act of being so black out drunk you pass out in spots that are normally not meant for sleeping. Often times the individual looks like they are in a coma or dead.

-You see your friend, Jon, passed out on the kitchen table after a long night of binge drinking

"Damn, he's fucking slumpt"

by Mitocondria September 21, 2014

Slupti

A half brain dead cunt of a person that consistently falls below par in life.

That bloke is seriously struggling at life, what a slupti.

Oh mate, that bloke has repeated 3 times because he keeps ditching class, what a slupti.

I can't believe that kid face planted doing the hurdles, what a slupti!

Check out the nose on Andreas, if you ask me that bloke is a slupti.

by Slupti June 6, 2015

Slunt

1.Half slut, half cunt. 2.A swear refering to a person who is a cunt but is also slutty.

Alicia is a slunt

by Nikki December 15, 2003

Sluntbag

Adj. Pertaining to one who is a slut, a cunt, a douche bag, or a variety of the three. Sluntbag is usually used towards females who cheat on their boyfriends, but can be used on males who give the same courtesy to their girlfriends by fucking their best friends.

Devin tried to sleep with Linda when he's already dating Becky. What a sluntbag move.

Perhaps if Sarah wasn't such a sluntbag, she would have been better off with her ex Josh.

by TestamentGoD January 13, 2008

sluntstress

a slunt ( slut and a cunt) who thinks she is a lady, but is really a dirty little, viscious, coniving, deceitful little bitch underneath her superficial facade...

The party planner acted so aloof and hotintot- but she was really just a little sluntstress

by davethewave2 July 17, 2010

slaptual music

Spiritual music that slaps.

Slaptual music is like healing through music. A good slaptual song is Stay In My Lane by Stuck In A Tree.

by Janettials February 21, 2023

slept off

Falling asleep in mid text conversation.

Sorry, I slept off.

by Wiseteacher. April 20, 2017