slorax

n. Girl who is a cross between a slut and a whore, but who is noticeably unattractive. Used to reference one who is ugly as fuck, but somehow ends up having sex with everyone anyway.

Person 1: "Man, apparently John finally got some ass last night"

Person 2: "Yea, but I heard she was a real slorax"

by Yoyo975 September 20, 2009

shortan

A person named Jordan who is also very short. Can be used to describe both males and females. Females usually exhibit traits of short hair in order to match the rest of their bodies.

Haha! Jordan, more like Shortan amiright?!
*wheeze*

by Parker Antifa March 27, 2019

Sloral

Slow, slow oral sex.

She wanted to bang but I was well into hammerdom so I talked her in to giving me some sloral.

by NYkid420 September 17, 2012

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020

Slortch

Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time

Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!

by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011

snortathon

Slang term for when friends get together and laugh so hard they snort.

We were all right in the middle of an A-1 snortathon when Randall died suddenly as milk was backing up out of his nose, but then he was actually very old and had lived a very long and full life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 7, 2021

sorta truthful

If someone is sorta truthful, he or she states information that is factual but leaves out messy or embarrassing details.

Melissa was sorta truthful about her relationship: she would let him feel her up but not penetrate.

by evil gym sock August 3, 2022