slopapotomus

A combination between a slop tart and a hippopotamus. A girl that cant handle her alcohol that is falling down drunk and crying. She usually is not very attractive.

Man when Deena was walking home from the club tonight she was being a slopapotomus

by soccergodking March 5, 2011

sloppapotamus

(noun)-Combination of a "slop-tart" and "hippopotamus" as quoted by Mike the "situation" on Jersey shore. In otherwords, a really drunk, sloppy bitch that has no regard for her appearance. AKA Deena, also on Jersey Shore

Deena was falling all over the place and turned into a complete sloppapotamus.

by br92 March 11, 2011

Slopapotimos

What you look like in the morning

He is such a slopapotimos

by ah mark March 18, 2011

Slopopotamus

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017

Slopopotamus

(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.

Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.

Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.

by Dorismorris March 4, 2011

slopopotamus

a slopopotamus wich is and advancement from a sloptart wich is a sloppy ass drunk girl but a slopopotamus is probably the sloppiest girl you can ever find.

your walking out the bar with your and a couple of friends and you see a girl on the sidewalk knees all blody heels broken on one shoe and hair a mess. your friend john says damn this girl is fuuuuuuuuuuucked up and your friend mark says yea shes a slopopotamus the sloppiest of sloptarts.

by ass assasin March 8, 2011

Slopopotamus

A mix between a Sloptart and a hippopotamus.

Dinna is a Slopopotamus.

by Getsillyyo March 5, 2011