slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

by hwip July 16, 2011

Slomo Pogo

A slam-dance for the people over 30. Done by Simply bobbing up and down. The advantage to doing this is that you won't spill your drink.

"Look at that old man out there doin' the slomo pogo, must be at least 34."

by TJigg December 22, 2007

SloMo Sapien

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

by Street65 November 6, 2013

Slomo

A very slow and ineffective dud pretending to be a leader, does not know what he is doing, putting the team/country behind others

1. We have a Slomo that puts us behind the rest of the world in broadband speed.
2. Slomo is why we are taking so bloody long to achieve herd immunity.
3. Whilst the rest of the world knows the "How" and the "When" to deal with climate change, Slomo is still not yet figured out the "How" nor the "When".

by Grimerbobby April 24, 2021