Slimp

A slump pimp

Girl: It’s the Slimp!-
Boy: What’s a slimp?!
Girl: A slump pimp, duhh!

by Sp_SlimpPimp March 7, 2021

Slimp

A slimp is basically a mega simp. He will donate $5000 at a time to a twitch e-girl and will defend an attractive e-girl to the end of time. Do not try to disrespect the girl he is Slimping after or he will say ALL WOMEN ARE GODDESESS.

“Did this dude just donate $5000 on this e-thot, he mad Slimpin’ out here”

by Saffron Emperor May 16, 2020

slimp

A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.

Did you see how pale Kindred was yesterday? He looked like are slimp last night.

by dayoop April 5, 2022

Slimp

A slippery crimp hold in rock climbing. Something you don’t want to pull on when you’re runout from your last piece of pro, but it’s the only option so chalk up!

“Oh Jesus these hold suck”

*peels off and takes a whipper*
Yells to belayer: “that slimp was so freaking polished!”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025