Swimdick

Phenomena occurring after spending extended periods of time in water. Usual characteristics include wrinkled, shriveled balls and a very straight, narrow, but nonetheless smaller than usual, dick.

Often accompanied by swimwear plastered to the body, especially in the crotchal region, outlining and exposing even the most minuscule details.

Similar to shrinkage, but is not limited to cold water.

By first carefully calculating his steps as he got out of the pool--so as not to leave any angle that one might see unchecked--and then peeling his suit away from his crotch, Donald managed to successfully hide his swimdick from the other pool-goers.

by Leron Blumenfeld June 19, 2010

slim dick

When a man’s penis is thinner than a uncooked noodle.

Man, Jerry had a slim dick when fucking Tyleigh yesterday.

by You’re May 12, 2018

Slimedick

A male dopewhore, will often be dating a female dealer.

Man, you only with her cause she's dealing. You slimedickin' motherfucker.

by The Baroness 417 June 21, 2021

slamdickshit

when ones hunter goes all rammed in

oh slamdickshit issi baht

by CraggyAnut February 23, 2009

slipdick

A term for someone of loveable annoyance. Pleasantly sounding when spoken it's roll off the tongue often adds to the jovial nature of the word. Not malicious in use, mainly a jokey insult...

Bob: So when you coming over tonight so we can watch the game?

Jeff: Oh yeah I'm going miss that, sorry

Bob: What the fuck! You said you could like 5 minutes ago?

Jeff: Meh

Bob: Aww, you slipdick...

by Adam-ington Kirk-ington June 18, 2011

slimick

A person who probably likes slim Jim's and or wants to beat up people

Hey slimick there's a BICTH outside let's get them

by Ryan_6978 February 12, 2022