Slex

Sloppy sex with two hobos in a tree. While a bird is watching.
The bird is tweet-tweeting while you are boom-booming.

Did you watch the slex in the park yesterday? So many birds were watching..

by Petulant Child April 9, 2010

Slex

1. n. From the combination of slut, or slutty, and sex. Usually associated with one night stands and easy women.

2. n. A half-anagram of Shag, Leave, sex (sometimes pronounced Shlex). This has also been attributed to Shag, Leave, Ex where people go back to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend for a one night stand.

1. Did you hear about Bob last night? He had slex with that girl from London.

2. Anything last night mate?
Oh just the usual shlex.

Tell me you didn't go back to Jane?
Yeah, but it was only shlex.

by Charlie_LLI April 22, 2006

Slex

a hot girl with boobs the size of cocanuts, whom makes out with both boys and girls, and no matter what she does, she's still the hottest thing around.

"you're so slexy slex."
"slex's nipples are hard."
"even shoveling dirt, slex is hot."

by Pieman July 19, 2004

Slex

Sex in a more slutty way than normal. This embodies sex with porn stars, slutty girls, or kinky/ S&M sex.

Did you hear that Tom had slex with Lisa?

I would totally have slex with Naomi.

by Jebediah & Gertrude December 24, 2008

Slex

You or the other partner is sleeping and you have sex.

Bro did y’all have sex? Na bro we had slex.

by Goatlicka November 7, 2020

slexing

feeling and looking sexy while relaxing

jus sitting here slexing smoking a dipper , Slexing smoking a joint

by veeven June 1, 2021

Slex

Most accurately extracting a difficult to hold substance. (Usually accosiated with scientific research and commonly describing slime like material)

As a chemist, I am required to slex many goopy substances in the lab.

by Shwacked Shmeat November 8, 2021