sleepsurf

To surf the web while effectively asleep, or so tired you aren't completely aware of where you're going. As one would sleepwalk.

"I finished studying for the exam, got some hot chocolate and read my email, then proceeded to sleepsurf the net until about 2am."

by Greg Houck September 24, 2007

Sleepfucking

Falling asleep while fucking. Sleepfucking somebody can be a hazardous practice since you can get gonorrhea or syphilis by the time you regain consciousness.

Billy went crazy after sleepfucking this girl and getting syphilis.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

sleepfuck

The act of having sex while one of the partners is sleeping. If the partner who is not awake orgasms they will believe it is just a wet dream.

Mary was not happy when she orgasmed believing it was a wet dream when it was really a sleepfuck with John. She is now expecting a child.

by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007

Seersucker

A type of clothing that is sort of flexible and stretchy. It usually has stripes of varying colors down it.

I just bought this awesome seersucker jacket from Ralph Lauren!

by Lain872 June 25, 2005

skeetsucker

a lousy whore that guzzles skeet, or spluge/spunk/jizz/cum/semen

a cum dumpster

Man that bitch is such a fucking skeetsucker. What a two-bit, good-for-nothing fucking whore!

by K-Dizzle May 13, 2005

Sleepfucking

Can be more interesting than sleepwalking.

DJ Cutoff Sideburns could fuck in his sleep, he was sleepfucking man. He wasn't good at what he did, but he could do it and that's something.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Sleepwack

The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping.

Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!

by Bolivian Bandit and Co March 20, 2009