Slaghead

Heavy fuckin metal band from Hampton Virginia that will melt your God damned face off

Dude were you at the show last night?
Yeah man! Slaghead played and Raiders of the lost Arked me.

by AgentXero November 17, 2016

slaphead

Slaphead can affectionately point out something stupid done by yourself or a colleague. Its that moment when you realise the problem you have spent ages trying to find is discovered and its soo simple or soo stupid and soo obvious.
Its that point whn you mentally hit yourself and say something like D'oh

I'm having a slaphead momoent: used in the context to explain to a colleague why you have just done something silly. Similar to senior moment or blonde moment, but without the justification of being elderly or blonde.

"Our nominee for slaphead of the week is........". Used in the context of a project review meeting for this weeks most idiotic error

by markwjames January 14, 2006

slaphead

someone who is soooo stupid you have to slap them in the head

You are such a slaphead

by sam101lol March 15, 2004

slaphead

1. noun. One who warrants slapping one's head in frustration over. example 1. Sometimes this can be used in the first person. see example 2

2. noun. One who merits a sound slap on the head. An idiot. see example 1

3. verb. The action of slapping one's head in frustration over the actions of another (or one's self).

1. "He is a complete and utter Slaphead"

2. "I am such a slapead."

by Mudhooks January 27, 2004

slaphead sprouting

when over imaginative bald men gets over excited and suddenly 2 foot of hair sprouts out of his head. This effect can only be reversed by extensive treatment of slaphead lotion.

Keith was sitting having a pleasent dinner in the garden when he had a sudden explosion of slaphead sprouting where his face was covered by a hairy bush.

by Ginger streak May 16, 2006

slabhead

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals

slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out

by applebujee6 January 13, 2023

Slaphead

Slaphead: An extremely annoying person(s) who stands beside the job list during PM waiting for a member of management to walk by so that the slaphead can flag them down and have a conversation instead of helping others complete their PM jobs.

Also someone who preaches safety and then ignores his own preaching when his ass is under the gun.

"I wish that slaphead, that nobody likes, would quit standing around on his fucking phone where everyone can see him!!" -CB

by WeHateSlapheads August 22, 2018