slava

A horrendously ugly Russian person who is necessarily sexually frustrated at all times.

"I use my own brand of hair gel" said Slava in a comely fashion.

"Pens shouldn't just be used for writing," inserted Slava anally.

by Harrietta January 3, 2009

Slava's Blanket

1. When one man is covered with a wet naked man in order to sleep at night.

It was so hot in Russia, i could not sleep without my slava's blanket.

by joey thumbs July 8, 2012

Serbian Slava

Serbian Slava (Thanksgiving or Glory-giving) is kept on the feast day (Slava) of the patron Saint of the entire family. The special spiritual depth of the Slava can only be understood when one realizes that the family celebrates it on the feast day of the Saint which has been the special patron of that family for centuries - ever since the family became Christian. For generations, the patron Saint's day has been a special uniting force in the family, bringing it together to give glory and thanks to God the Creator and Saviour. Slava celebrates the unity of Christ's Church both on earth and in heaven. The Slava is a sort of spiritual family reunion. Those who are not present in fact are present in spirit; not only living family members who are unable to he present, but also the forefathers of the family who have fallen asleep in Christ, faithful to His Holy Church. The grave does not separate Orthodox Christians one from another.

Serbian slava is an Orthodox tradition.

by CrnaStrela September 24, 2005

Slava Ukraini

Glory to the heroes!

Person 1: Slava Ukraini!
Person 2: Heroiam Slava!

by Kings Ball Hockey November 4, 2022

Slava Slav

A slang term for the black men who independently work the club bathrooms, offering hand soap and miniature bottles of cologne they probably robbed from a white man. If, under the disguise of a handshake, you pass him a $20 bill, you earn the right to call him "Slava Slav" for the rest of the night. The only right way to pronounce it is to yell it off key much like Public Enemy member "Flava Flav" does at the end of every "Flavor of Love".

Please note: This may not work with all black bathroom attendants. In some cases, depending on location, you may be stabbed or gang raped in stall # 2.

Darnell: Hold up buddy, ring in the New Year with some clean hands!

Me: SLAVA SLAV!!!!!!!!!!

by Muddy Pants December 12, 2008

Mong slava

The saliva of a mong (disabled person). Used as a derogatory term to degrade people.

Thomas Connelley

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

slava

slava is the sexiest piano player since the dawn of time and will seduce you in a second unless youre on your guard. slava is going to conquer the world by programming a badass robot and then build his own country from scratch using his architecture skills

oh dear slava is conquering my country

by _JustSomeStranger March 15, 2024