slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

Saptaparni

Saptaparnis are one of the craziest and cutest people on earth. They tend to be really intelligent having excellent skill in vocabulary. They are introvert in general and they keep their feelings to themselves. The most attractive part of their character is they are crazy and weird. However they are known for having a good figure that even women find them sexy and fancy them.

I wish I could have a saptaparni.

You are never gonna find as saptaparni (sexy) someone as me.

by Rainlyballads July 26, 2018

slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

slaptastic

Good, as opposed to bad.

Trackstar's new album is hella slaptastic.

by To' October 22, 2006

slaptastic

Tooting one's on horn esspecially one's sexual prowess and/or ability to repopulate the world.

I will not dignify the above question with a response... mainly because I don’t have a very good one. Besides I like CrazyWolf. It lets people see the inner me. The artist... if you will. The visionary, the entertainer, the personality, and the raw and undeniable sex appeal.

"That was pretty Slaptastic."

by BahFur March 22, 2007

slapap

when a penis shaped object takes flight and hits the target in the facial area.

Did you see Jared slapap Gary? That thing flew at least 10 feet!

by slapap March 2, 2016

slaptop

A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

by FactRzerO May 3, 2005