Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

slapdash

The act of giving someone a handjob then quickly running away-robbie ransom

Bro my GF just gave me a slapdash last night. I couldnt find her afterward

by like50somalians November 19, 2010

Slapdash

1. Revising for your exams a week after you have completed them.

2. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish

1, Parent: Haris, when are you going to revise?

Haris: Next week

Parennt: but that is after the exams!

Haris: Slapdash

2. Dr. Blache: Were is the bin?

Haris: Slapdash

by zrix July 8, 2011

slapdash

1. v. tr. to procrastinate or hastily complete a project with unbelievable excellence. This combines the traditional meaning of the adjective slapdash (sloppy), while accentuating the positive aspect of the second syllable dash (as in dashing, impressive, debonair); to MacGyver something.

2. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery.

3. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.

1. Angus MacGyver slapdashes yet another gizmo to thwart his enemies. May the gods bless you, Richard Dean Anderson. You are an inspiration to us all.

2. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you.

3. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash!

by Rainbow Slapdash April 6, 2014

Slapdashtrash

a group of friends just trying to entertain the world.

- I have a (insert life threatening illness here); I am sad.

- Well, my (insert important person to you here) just died.

- Yeah? Whenever I have a life threatening illness or someone important to me has just died, I turn to slapdashtrash to hook me up phat with the laughs.

by I'm the better Matt August 26, 2005

slapababy

a slang word for masturbation

"eew what the hells that on my pillow"
"oh sorry i just slapababyed and i must of got some on your pillow dude...."
"no worries, anyway you should of seen what i did to yours ..."

by G'nd'C June 1, 2009

Slapdash

Personified expression of all which is 'Du Frai Sur Le Plip'. A gentlemen of prepipinary wit, which recalls Gunterflupp's 'Tweaty Swap'. It sits atop a moist duvet of lyrical Brie. 9/10

I'm listening to Slapdash's new tune, and it's fucking slapdash!

by Dr. Mimimimimimimimimimimimi June 11, 2004