Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi May 15, 2018

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

Slather The Taco

female masturbation sometime taco slashing depending on the intensity

i have a felling Suzy is going to slather the taco when she gets home

by Skwealbag September 27, 2018

waggle slather

The art of spreading ones butt cheeks apart and putting peanut butter between them, and proceeding to have a dog lick the peanut butter out.

Where's Jason?

Oh he's in the back office having a waggle slather with the bosses dog.

by Jigglypuffmik October 15, 2015

Slanter

A special type of banter that is also a slate. Slanter = slate + banter.

Some top slanter m9

by Trying to be the slaster September 17, 2016

Slauther

Pronounced slo-u-th-r. Talk bad or in an insulting manner about someone in authority. To mock a leader or boss so blatantly it may constitute a criminal offence.
Variations also include "slauthe" which means the same but in a third person instructive way. To be instructed to "slauther" one will have to tell you to "slauthe" them.
"Slauthery, Slauthered, Slauthering"

"We may not always agree with the president but that's no excuse for slauthering him"
"The way Nicki Minaj} indirectly slauthered Iggy Azalea was childish"

by Linkford D Mathambo June 30, 2016