skyhook

Worst kind of parachute malfuntion; not only does the main parachute not deploy, a streamer but the reserve parachute becomes entangled with the main and goes either around or inside it, causing it to bend into the hook shape of the top of a question mark.

I thought he was going to make it until the reserve turned his main into a skyhook.

by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Skyhooking

An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.

I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.

by Bunghole Shuffle February 05, 2011

Skyhook

UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.

Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

the skyhook

A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.

my favorite sex position is the skyhook

by Turbo_racist February 27, 2024

Skyhook

The act of throwing an object in the air in the style of a basketball layup.

Nothing feels better then to skyhook a shammer in the McDicks parking lot.

by Jack Barrell March 04, 2021

Skyhook

A woman without any visable means of support; a ho'

Doris was a skyhook, we called her the "easy chair".

by Johnnana June 30, 2011