by meely December 23, 2005
Get the skutch mug.The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.
Me: Hello is this Chase?
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010
Get the Surcharge Sodomy mug.by jjames March 28, 2012
Get the scurchy mug.by Snurch May 27, 2015
Get the Snurch mug.Someone who is beyond annoying; someone who "rattles your chains" purposefully to get a negative or hostile reaction. A devilish person who tests another's patience TO THE LIMIT !
A younger brother can be a skutch to his angelic, PERFECT sister in order to drive her CRAZY with rage --- so that She will get blamed for losing her temper in the presence of her parents. When the parents are not looking, the DEVILISH brother will then smile at his sister, thinking "Gotcha !"
by Bob Ray Beatty December 9, 2008
Get the skutch mug.Occurs when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse with more than one female partner simultaneously. During intercourse, anal penetration may take place. After the male genitalia has fully penetrated the female's anal cavity, the woman will place the penis back into her mouth This is commonly referred to as "Ass to Mouth" (ATM). A "surcharge" occurs if the woman placing the post-anal activity penis in her mouth is a partner other than the original recipient of anal sex. The name originates in the common practice of financial institutions charging an additional fee or "surcharge" for making a withdrawal from a third-party ATM.
Your mom, who you known quite the ATM machine, doesn't mind the surcharge with my friend, Nikki. What fun she is.
by Craig from Philly July 8, 2010
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