spunk'd

The new concept reality show spoofed from Ashton Kutcher's hit show "Punk'd". Instead of ordinary pranks it consists of random semen-throwing on innocent bystanders.

Ashton Coochie: "You just got SPUNK'D!"

by G-C-C February 3, 2009

Skunk Dick

A smelly uncircumcised penis, normally with a cheese buildup.

Carlos has a skunk dick, there was so much cheese I had to spit it back out.

by TexasLover87 February 9, 2019

skunk dick

Raunchy genitalia caused by lack of proper hygiene and/or upkeep.

Analogy: Swamp Ass is to your Anus as Skunk Dick is to your Penis.

I went to the city last night and got home mad late. Had to go to work in the early morn's. I woke up late, skipped the shower, put on some de-oats and by the middle of the day I had some gnarly
Skunk Dick!

by drivethruecp February 20, 2009

Skunk Dick

Skunk Dick is the after effects of cum being left on the rim of your foreskin after a session of masterbating creating an skunky sick smell.

"Dude after my session I had total skunk dick. It smelled like aids."

by cedarbear March 7, 2016

SKUNK DADDY

The ability to break wind profusely over extended periods of time with no remorse

Skunk Daddy must have been here! This place reeks lol

by El Skunk-O March 19, 2017

sunk'd

1: (verb)- the art of hitting a male friend in the balls, and yelling something mean. As if on the TV show "Punk'd".

2: (verb)- getting screwed over real badly

1: I sunk'd David today and he threw up like 20 minutes later.

2: My day has just been sunk'd, the motor just blew.

by Steven Penland July 2, 2007

Filthy Skunk drunk

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.

Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag

by DJBGHGH April 25, 2006