Skullfucker (S'ck~uhll.fuh'ckurr) adj. Skullfuckery, verb. Skullfuck m/f Skullfucker:
A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
A 'skullfucker' is someone who fucks you in the skull. Either in the eye socket, or mouth, or anywhere else where the penis can penetrate the skull, such as a hole smashed in the back of the skull with a hammer so you can feel the brains on your cock and shoot semen directly onto the area that gives people horrifying nightmares of dicks entering their skulls and shooting semen into their brains to impregnate them with the children of the master race of skullfuckers.
Suzy's a slut, she'll give you skull for weed.
Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.
Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ashley skulled me all night till I busted in her throat.
Ethel has a glass eye so I skullfucked her socket and lubed it up with my semen for her glass eye. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
by D Pereira December 30, 2003
Get the Skullfucker mug.v. The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull.
"Look at me while I skullfuck you"
by Temptation September 7, 2005
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by David Loller October 4, 2019
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Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.
Indeed so!
Oh bothers Greggory, I seem to have skull fucked the Bering Strait.
Indeed so!
by El Fuego de la Pasión February 1, 2010
Get the Skull Fucked the Bering Strait mug.Malicious mockery, directed at one individual, with the intention of causing that individual mental and emotional anguish on a comparable level to having their eye socket violated with a hard cylindrical object.
1: That was some pretty serious Skullfuckery there man.
2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.
2: Yeah, she's crying in the corner like you just raped her puppy.
by spazmate December 8, 2009
Get the Skullfuckery mug.I laughed so hard while in a crosslegged position that I threw my head down toward the bed, and skullcocked my forehead with my ankle.
by Jennylynn February 3, 2006
Get the skullcocked mug.(n.) A jaded, stupid or unimaginative person who, by his/her negative or ambivalent reaction to another person's enthusiastic plan or idea, or by a general malaise about everything, sucks the life force directly out of the other person's brain.
I don't discuss my plans around him anymore; I've learned the hard way that he's nothing but a skullsucker.
She's the worst kind of skullsucker: somebody who thinks that her ideas about what's "realistic" are helpful.
Every time I leave that skullsucker, I feel drained and one day closer to death.
She's the worst kind of skullsucker: somebody who thinks that her ideas about what's "realistic" are helpful.
Every time I leave that skullsucker, I feel drained and one day closer to death.
by COrcutt February 13, 2014
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