president skroob

The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.

1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Skoof

A name given to many players of World of Warcraft that have both TUSKS and FEET. Often used as a derogatory term.

Man you're being such a skoof, get away from me you aren't getting any epix.

by RojarIsKing June 30, 2007

Skoofiest

When something or someone is poking or thinking about poking their own brown with any object that is around, perferably fruits and vegetables.

It was so sketchy last night when Ashleigh was being the skoofiest person on myspace by talking about her b hole in all those bulletins.

by i'm white milk March 12, 2009

Skroolin'

From "droolin'"

To walk around careless, when you are marked or when you got a hit on you.

Person a :"girl, you heard what's going on? Dude fuck a nigga girl now he wanted."
Person b : you serious? I seen him couple hours ago, that nigga skroolin'. Damn got some balls

by Doggy sinnerman February 18, 2022

skoofy

A word describing something both sketchy and goofy.

That dude's lookin real skoofy right now.

by Long Rod Von Hugendong May 16, 2008

skroot

To take data in the wild, munge into a new data concoction and then share it out. Originating from "scrutinize" amongst academics.

I took last year's whale sightings and the oil spills over the past 10 years and skrooted it. Turns out whales don't like oil spills.

by malgynarcy February 23, 2014

Skroose

A way to say "that's gross" or "screws" or "just gross" interchangeably. Can also be spelled scrus, skrus, sckrus, scroose or sckroose.

Eric: "What are you gonna do with all these skroose?"
Sara: "I'll tell you what I'm not gonna do, you!! Because that's skroose!"

-Or-

Fuzz: "Hey, did you meet that one puke at the party last night?"
Teek: "Yeah he was all over me, skroose!"

by Teekums May 3, 2017