skore

manipulating, controlling, obsessive girlfriend who doesn't like her boyfriend to have any other friends.

girl :"you talked to a GIRL last night?! thats worse then when you spoke to that GUY last week, you know, your brother "

guy: "stop being such a skore!"

by fflobberythol July 7, 2008

Sborra

"Sborra" is the Italian word for "cum"

"Fa schiuma ma non è sapone cos'è?"
"La sborra!! 11!1!"

by Rivus December 26, 2021

subordinate Claus

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.

Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.

by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019

skords

skinny corduroy pants, similar to jeggings but warmer and more hipster.

Abby really rocked those skords tonight, looking sexy while staying warm in that Iowa winter weather.

by Blabs1987 November 27, 2010

skortress

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

Skoriner

A combination of the words skanger and foreigner. Used mainly in Ireland to describe people from another country who cause nothing but trouble.

Aoife: Want to go for a walk down Pacelli Road?
Anne: Nah, that's where all the skoriners live.

by xAnne November 5, 2010

(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009