Skaterboy

1. Will break you heart, but their the hottest kind of guy out there.

2. The worst kind of person. (Seriously just awful people)
3. All the stereotypes are true ( won’t text back, fucks lots of girls, small dick, smelly dick, won’t hangout because he’s always skating)
4. Shitty at sex but always wants to fuck ( but they think their good at sex)

4. Wears socks that don’t match and dickies pants ( still they have the best style and can pull anything off)
5. Carries his skate everywhere (on the airplane, to your house, to class, to work)
6. Your parents will hate him (seriously hate him, their all pricks don’t be swayed by their uniqueness and kindness toward you at the start.)
7. Wont reply to your texts for days ( seriously will not text you back for 4 days and then text you back saying ‘hey sorry I was at a bank meeting or a family function’ )
8. Self obsessed crazy assholes ( seriously insane like actually crazy)
9. Probably will always be high

10. Either has long or flipppy hair or a buzz cut.

‘Hey Beth I’m talking to this new skaterboy he’s so hot!’

‘Let me see a picture!!’
‘Oh shit I fucked him last night... it was shit and he played deathgrips the whole time’

by Aaaayyyyooooo February 10, 2019

SkaterBoy

SkaterBoys are The sexiest gorgous things to earth. But they some how always break hearts. They tend to make you fall in love with them then they crush you ther awesome to hang around with thoe and are so F*in sexy they have an awesome sense of humor and style the real sexy ones were girl tight pants even though most ppl would say thats emo well they do it to gosh if you havent met a skater boy u dont kno wat there like i culd die w/out them even though they can be purverted sometimes ther awesom and did i mention SEXY as hell especialy wen they are skating u got to see them then. Well laters to all u Skater. !SKATERS ARE SEX!

Hey you skaterboy your sexy.
B-Town skaters Brandon,Matthew,
Matt Matt,Joey,Nick,Andrew,Chris T.,Amilcar,Elias LiL Brandyn,o and my sexy Marvin,Louie,O & no i Didn get u my emo boy Marshall!
Woot Woot u have to meet these guys to see sexy !!

by SkaterChic=Sexy sk8rs/emo boys May 28, 2006

skaterbuoy

n. Useless hockey player who essentially acts as a stationary marker or obstruction that the more able athletes must skate around. Often from places like Perth, in Australia.

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Tell the skaterbuoy to amble a foot closer to the net. Avril wants to bank the puck in off his head.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

Broke skate

Anyone who never has the money to go do something in your clique then borrows that money promising they'll pay you back but not doing so still one year later. Not to be confused with cheap skateBroke skates don't have money like a cheap skate.

Friend 1 : Hey let's invite Terry to go with us.
Friend 2: Fuck that he's a broke skate he still hasn't paid me back and it's going on a year.
Friend 3: Yeah fuck him he can mooch off Kegan.
Friend 4: By mooch you mean blow.

by Lil Bruce Wayne June 24, 2008