Skaterboy

1. Will break you heart, but their the hottest kind of guy out there.

2. The worst kind of person. (Seriously just awful people)
3. All the stereotypes are true ( won’t text back, fucks lots of girls, small dick, smelly dick, won’t hangout because he’s always skating)
4. Shitty at sex but always wants to fuck ( but they think their good at sex)

4. Wears socks that don’t match and dickies pants ( still they have the best style and can pull anything off)
5. Carries his skate everywhere (on the airplane, to your house, to class, to work)
6. Your parents will hate him (seriously hate him, their all pricks don’t be swayed by their uniqueness and kindness toward you at the start.)
7. Wont reply to your texts for days ( seriously will not text you back for 4 days and then text you back saying ‘hey sorry I was at a bank meeting or a family function’ )
8. Self obsessed crazy assholes ( seriously insane like actually crazy)
9. Probably will always be high

10. Either has long or flipppy hair or a buzz cut.

‘Hey Beth I’m talking to this new skaterboy he’s so hot!’

‘Let me see a picture!!’
‘Oh shit I fucked him last night... it was shit and he played deathgrips the whole time’

by Aaaayyyyooooo February 11, 2019