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1. A fat girl wearing slutty clothes meant for someone of an...ahem...smaller figure. Or worse, a fat girl wearing nothing at all, thinking it's sexy.
2. A girl who could easily wear a size 10 and look better than squeezing into a size 6. See muffin top, gunt, camel toe...you get the picture.
1. Jenn - Oh, Sweet Jesus...look at that fat whore!
Maya - Yeah - she's a total skankapotomus.

2. Jake - Dude, I was totally ridin' Jenn's ass last night.
Kyle - Yeah, she's such a skankapotomus, you wanna strip her just so you don't have to see her fat oozin' out.
by bigrederin February 18, 2008
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Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.
That new girl is a total skankapotomus! She's nothing but a nasty, overweight slut!
by YOHO2 October 16, 2009
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a REALLLY slutty girl that will rip off her panties at the sight of a man. usually characterized by herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, or hepatitis. also often fat and/or husky

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH A SKANKOPOTOMOUS!!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE!!
dude i shouldn't have fucked that skankopotomous, i have herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, and hepatitis now. FML!!!
by ovarymule June 14, 2009
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guy 1: so I hear that chick over there will fuck anything that comes her way. You should look into that.
guy 2: hell no, man! she's a fuckin skankopotumous! she'd bust my matress!
by hollyshitimhigh March 18, 2009
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Skankopotamus

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A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.
That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.
by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016
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someone who dresses and acts skank like.
used to joke or crack on someone male or female.
Girl 1- im gunna wear this tube top red thong and skirt that shows halfmy ass when ii bend over. so guys knoee they can get it..

Girl 2- your such a skankapotomus
by whit_weezyy September 20, 2009
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an eldery person with a stanky genital region
dayummmmmmmm.... dat owld cracka is a stankopotomus. shyt.

dun go 2 no old person home, you gon cach da stankopotomus.

dat john mccain is uh stankopotomus.
by stankadoo March 16, 2009
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