a true skater is a person can be, female or male, who is fully deciated to skating. they dont skate to look cool or impress people, they do it for various reasons, maybe it lets out anger, or maybe they like the feeling of grinding shit up or flying or that feeling you get after you land a hard ass trick. all these posers fog up the true meaning of a true skater, they dont need the clothes,shoes,or anything else all they need is their skateboard and they are set for life. skateboarding isnt just a hobby, for true skaters, its a lifestyle.
by meglovinnn March 8, 2008
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Irish adolescent sub-species.
Males usually sport a bumfluff moustache, an emperor Nero hairstyle and are always called either Anto or Deco making communication difficult in a crowd of male skangers. Their natural habitat is any corner at the side of any road in any town although they can also be found hanging around outside off licences in great numbers.
Females generally have strawberry blonde curly shoulder-length hair dripping of grease; a complexion akin to that of the surface of the moon and are mostly called Lizbehhh (Elizabeth). Accessories include compulsory buggy for their compulsory child.
Skangers usually have a strict dress code of Nike, Reebok or Adidas shellsuits and trainers and a Burberry cap titled at a particular angle. This is true of both male and female skangers. Additional uniform items include a 'smoke' (cigarette) probably scabbed from some poor sod they've just accosted; bling of various types but mostly a gold neck chain (male) and Elizabeth Duke Pat Butcher-style earrings (female)
Other recognisable traits include a loud over-exaggerated accent, practiced at great length to increase their 'hardness' within the pack; and a tendency to say 'knawmean' every 2.8 seconds around other words such as 'staaary', 'bud' and 'ye fuggin wankohhh'; aggressive body posture mimicking primate behaviour especially when spoken to by any member of the public about anything.
Older skangers can be recognised by their mugshots/picture in the court reporting section of any newspaper and also by their ridiculously souped-up cars...see also 'boy racers'.
Males usually sport a bumfluff moustache, an emperor Nero hairstyle and are always called either Anto or Deco making communication difficult in a crowd of male skangers. Their natural habitat is any corner at the side of any road in any town although they can also be found hanging around outside off licences in great numbers.
Females generally have strawberry blonde curly shoulder-length hair dripping of grease; a complexion akin to that of the surface of the moon and are mostly called Lizbehhh (Elizabeth). Accessories include compulsory buggy for their compulsory child.
Skangers usually have a strict dress code of Nike, Reebok or Adidas shellsuits and trainers and a Burberry cap titled at a particular angle. This is true of both male and female skangers. Additional uniform items include a 'smoke' (cigarette) probably scabbed from some poor sod they've just accosted; bling of various types but mostly a gold neck chain (male) and Elizabeth Duke Pat Butcher-style earrings (female)
Other recognisable traits include a loud over-exaggerated accent, practiced at great length to increase their 'hardness' within the pack; and a tendency to say 'knawmean' every 2.8 seconds around other words such as 'staaary', 'bud' and 'ye fuggin wankohhh'; aggressive body posture mimicking primate behaviour especially when spoken to by any member of the public about anything.
Older skangers can be recognised by their mugshots/picture in the court reporting section of any newspaper and also by their ridiculously souped-up cars...see also 'boy racers'.
"Heyohhh meestohhh...gis a fuggin smohke"
(Excuse me sir, may I please trouble you for a cigarette?)
Typical example of a skanger initiating a conversation/fight
(Excuse me sir, may I please trouble you for a cigarette?)
Typical example of a skanger initiating a conversation/fight
by morradichi February 18, 2008
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Get the Ice skater checkmate mug.Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.
Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!
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Get the skanger mug.Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
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