Sjoerd

A Sjoerd is a type of person who is characterised by often being very drunk, appearing in Polo T-shirts and looking a lot like Scott The Wozz. Also most (not all) Sjoerd's are very good in the kitchen, however, a Sjoerd only has this trait if they do not get screwed over by the education system.

Person 1: Hey, what's up with Jan? He didn't show up to work today?
Person 2: Oh, he's a Sjoerd so he's either suffering from a hangover or buying another Polo T-shirt.

by Kaj "The Fatherles" Raaymakers April 23, 2023

Sjoerd

Better than Hugo

Sjoerd is better than Hugo

by Georgedekut November 22, 2021

Sjoerd

A total Idiot retarded gayfaggot, who wants to fuck and get fucked by big black cocks.

"You're a Sjoerd!" "How dare you to even say that?"

by Allknowinggenius November 28, 2017

Sjoerd

Sjoerd is a dead meme. He is a character of a Dutch Ad about someone working in a Supermarket vlogging. His name get's referred when talking about something stupid, due to his voice.

"Hey, ik ben SJOERD" ("Hi, I'm SJOERD")
"I could imagine Sjoerd saying that"

by TheKemp June 28, 2018

sjoerd

In holland the name sjoerd is used to say that you see a ugly dog

Look there is a sjoerd walking.
...
yes i see it, he is verry sjoerd

by Zwetter September 20, 2013

Ome Sjoerd

The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.

Ome sjoerd, what a great guy

by Wtkkfuck May 2, 2020

Dirty Sjoerd

Telling one of your disguisting friends with cancerous feet to take their rotten stench elsewhere

Bilan, would you please remove your cancerous feet from my sight because im not a dirty Sjoerd.

by Cleanfeet June 4, 2020