A Sjoerd is a type of person who is characterised by often being very drunk, appearing in Polo T-shirts and looking a lot like Scott The Wozz. Also most (not all) Sjoerd's are very good in the kitchen, however, a Sjoerd only has this trait if they do not get screwed over by the education system.
Person 1: Hey, what's up with Jan? He didn't show up to work today?
Person 2: Oh, he's a Sjoerd so he's either suffering from a hangover or buying another Polo T-shirt.
Person 2: Oh, he's a Sjoerd so he's either suffering from a hangover or buying another Polo T-shirt.
by Kaj "The Fatherles" Raaymakers April 23, 2023
by Allknowinggenius November 28, 2017
Sjoerd is a dead meme. He is a character of a Dutch Ad about someone working in a Supermarket vlogging. His name get's referred when talking about something stupid, due to his voice.
by TheKemp June 28, 2018
by Zwetter September 20, 2013
The embodiment of a sex god. Has a large dick and can definitely steal your girl. To add on to his greatness, he has a large alcohol tolerance as well.
by Wtkkfuck May 02, 2020
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