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Smithism

A quotation that although may be real wasn't worth attributing to the real person?
It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"

"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009
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Sikhism Dharma Organization

A organization based upon the shiekh guru Kahiem Roel orchestrated rythm of swordsman ship of the khanda on his upper left hand with spreading jainism symbol right knowledge right principle right conduct on index and ring finger. Highly religious name life of the Hebrew nation with Roel being secret Sikh society on healing powers and combat war mercenary tactical skill intelligence making the Punjabi warriors set a four square metric system in our out the cubic frame with four single digit numbers basic form of angel numbers 4415 twisting ninja blades tossing darts completing the square cubic cylinders with all numbers split if not complete single digit form numbers. Protecting the Sikh from hate crimes and descrimination of soleimy interpretations with verses from Songs of Solomon.
The Sikhism dharma organization is kahiem Roel's new symbolism of Sikhism and jainism giving waheguru ji and micchami dukkadam a religious lingo making the religion in the sixth century carrying it's legacy with the framework of war with loka in the past lifes war to reincarnate the world's set computerized system never ending without gods force of will power.
by Sikhism Dharma Organization November 17, 2021
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siteism

A 'sitist' is a person or entity (corporation, website etc) that discriminates against websites supporting such a person or entity, based on unfounded assumptions.
Jagex (the makers of the MMORPG, Runescape) doesn't recognise Zybez.net as a fansite for unfounded reasons (apparently there are bad advertisements on Zybez, which don't actually exist), therefore Jagex are examples of siteism, referred to as a sitist.
by Nova Vita May 27, 2009
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Smithism

Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.

Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.
Smithism.
by Alan SugarTrader November 13, 2019
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Sikhism

Navneet: "I follow Sikhism"
Brandon: "That's the goofiest religion man, no Sik I've ever talked to actually knows what Sikhism is"
Navneet: "Hey! That's insensitive"
Brandon:"Then enlighten me on what your religion is"
Navneet: "So uh- like, we follow the twelve Sik gurus who, like, basically fought for our religion y'know".
Brandon: "What are their names?"
Navneet: Uh... I like, don't know"
Brandon: " What are their Personalities?"
Navneet "I uh..."
Brandon: "I just googled it and there are only Ten gurus, not twelve".
Navneet: "Shit... Well like... I never looked that much into it"
Brandon: "If your religion is worshiping the people who fought for your religion, isn't that a paradox?"
Navneet: "Uh..."
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
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Jaiden Smithism

When one says something meaningless, with the intent of sounding wise or wistful
I got high as fuck last night and made a few Jaiden Smithisms
by bisensual_bowser November 1, 2021
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