Sezzy. Hot. Harry's Godfather. Is not dead but you go 'head and keep thinkin' that. Did I mention he's effing sexy?
Sirius is alive, dammit! Alive, well, and sexy too!
by Padfoot's Stalker September 22, 2003
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Very VERY good looking friend of James Potter. He was originally James and Lily's scecret keeper, got dropped at the last minute, got framed for a bunch of murders, got sent to Azkaban, did the impossible and escaped, stalked his godson, Harry Potter, and bought him a really nice broomstick. Throughout all of this, he lost his hot-ness. So sad. Some people think he is dead, and I respect their opinion but they are wrong. He only fell behind the curtain thing-y. Note: A character is never dead unless you personally watch the breath of life leaving their body.
James - "Shut it, Sirius! I'm trying to be serious!"
Sirius - "You can't be serious, I'm Sirius!"
James - "Sirius, seriously, that joke is really old."
Sirius - "Seriously?"
by BenKwellerFoldsFive February 16, 2005
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The most gorgeous man to ever grace Hogwarts with his presence. Sirius has been turned into a bisexual Man-whore by fanfiction authors (including myself) who has been romantically involved with Harry, Hermione, Snape, Remus Lupin, James Potter, and just about everyone else. Not that I'm complaining or anything...

ALIAS:

Snuffles
Padfoot
The Sexy Marauder
Hot Bishie
Lupin's Bitch
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are FINALLY getting married. It's about damn time...
by DoubleL June 5, 2005
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Sirius Black is a fictional character in the Harry Potter book series. He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry alongside Harry's mother Lily Evans and father James Potter. He and James became best friends and he was named Harry's godfather.

While at school, he co-created the group The Marauders (see Marauders Map) with James and their friends Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Because of Remus's condition (see werewolf), Pettigrew, Black and Potter all learned to turn into animagi; Sirius's form was a large grim-like black dog. Consequently, he was given the nickname Padfoot.

During the first war with Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore figured out that the Dark Lord was after the Potters and knew that someone in their group, the Order of the Phoenix, was a spy. Lupin and Black suspected each other, and it is fair to assume that James trusted his best friend Black over Lupin, as well.

When the Potters went into hiding, James named Black Secret Keeper and told few of this deal. At the last minute, Black, deciding that Voldemort would seek him first and still wary of Lupin, convinced Potter to name Pettigrew Secret Keeper. Pettigrew turned out to be the spy after all and gave over the Potters' whereabouts to Voldemort, leading to their death (see Harry Potter).

Black confronted him about this, enraged. Pettigrew staged a scene, cut off his finger and killed several muggles in an explosion before turning into his animagus form of a rat (see Scabbers) and escaping. Black went to Azkaban for the crimes and did not get out until he escaped right before Harry's Third Year (Prisoner of Azkaban).

Black earned the trust of Lupin, Harry Potter, and Dumbledore after explaining the story to them (they'd not been aware of the switch), but was still at large with the wizarding community. He stayed with Lupin until Dumbledore reformed the Order of the Phoenix at Voldemort's reincarnation. The group's headquarters became Black's old family home (Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place) where he was forced to stay until getting out to rescue Harry at the Department of Mysteries. He was killed by being pushed through a veil at the hands of his cousin and Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange.

****Sirius's Role in Fanfiction****
Several fanfiction writers prefer to put Harry Potter characters together in obscure pairings. One of the most popular is Sirius Black/Remus Lupin. While many are convinced of this couple's authenticity, nothing in the books actually supports it (canon) besides the fact that the two men spent a lot of time together. In fact, Sirius is painted as a womanizer, and in Half-Blood Prince it is implied that Lupin has started a romantic relationship with a young female Auror and cousin of Black's, Nymphadora Tonks. JK Rowling has never confirmed any romantic relationship between Black/Lupin and described their hug in Prisoner of Azkaban as "brotherly." (People argue that that is not relevant evidence; Harry's point of view is not omniscient.)

That aside, I believe that the great thing about the books is how the different relationships can be interpreted, so get as slashy as you want, don't bother me none. But, yeah. He's dead. -cough-
"You killed my parents," said Harry, his voice shaking slightly but his wand quite steady.
Black stared up at him out of those sunken eyes.
"I don’t deny it," he said very quietly. "But if you knew the whole story..."
(Sirius Black in Prisoner of Azkaban)
by Amy (lupinsmoon12391) January 9, 2007
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gayest bitch ever so gay i couldn’t even compare
maybe alina starkov could compare but that’s it
sirius is gay
gay as remus 😜
“damnnnnnn is that sirius black??!?! he’s so mega hot!!!”

bitch what the fuck you know he’s GAY and in love with remus lupin!!!!”

“damn ur so right i could never compare to remus lupin the super hot dilf!!”
by genyasfuckbuddy August 20, 2021
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Sirius Black is... well, a damn sexy flying-motorbike riding, outlaw from the Harry Potter series who makes everyone hot. EVERYONE! I belive he and his sultry cousin Bellatrix Lestrange were totaly fuck-buddies! Was Sirius 'with' Remus, James, or Tonks? Who knows? Everyone is entitled to their own crazy fan-fantasies. Who cares anyways? Being Bi-sexual dosent decrease his intense hot-ness (actually, I think its a plus!) but anyways Sirius ISN'T dead, he just fell threw a curtain, Man! His animagus is a big black dog, which is soooooo awsome! Not to mention his Tatoos which he got in prison which are awsome and hot. He is the ONLY wizard to escape form Azcaban on his own! Basically he's a sexy outlaw who care take care of himself!
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by MistyEyedMissHyde August 14, 2009
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One of the best Harry Potter characters even though he is dead. All real fans know that.
Fan-fiction-fanatics, who don't know the difference between canon and fanon think Sirius Black is gay and still alive, even though JKR has said that he is truly dead.
by <3<3<3 June 28, 2005
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