Shrekt

Similar to the term REKT, but with a Shrektual element added.

He got Shrekt very hard last night. His anus was ruptured.

by TheDankSkrubinator June 20, 2015

Sirettes

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.

Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.

by Kwelstr March 2, 2012

Get Shrekt

1. To get wrecked by an opponent in a video game and/or debate.

2. To get sexually violated by Shrek.

Person 1: "I love to get shrekt every Saturday mornings 8-10:00 central time"

Person 2: "Shut up."

by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Shrekt

To be on the receiving end of a fat ogre cock, usually Shrek's.

Sean: Aye justin why are you walking so weird?
Justin: I just came back from getting shrekt

by mcboobitron7 March 15, 2015

Shrekt

The act of being anally sodomized by the fictitious DreamWorks character, usually in a rather vigorous and forceful way.

His anal cavity was left destroyed after being shrekt during his sleep.

by ShrekL0rd January 8, 2016

Shrekt

to get wrecked

1: I got so Shrekt last night i can't remember a thing
2: mate if we were in a fight you would get Shrekt

1: I got so Shrekt last night I can't remember a thing
2: Me and Bill got in a fight and I completely Shrekt him

by Fakename17 April 15, 2015

sprektum

A health diagnosis. Common for homosexual men, but also regular among big eaters and tight buttomed. Sprektum is caused by a cracked rectum. It is not lethal, but it might cause severe pain for severed, and may reduce rectal amusement.

Oh my god, thrust me harder with that fat cock. C`mon harder. Yeah!. Oh Yeah!. OUCH. my god STOP!, I`ve got sprektum. Am I bleeding? How many stitches do I need?

by Sprecked December 4, 2007