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Simper Saiyan

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.
Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.
by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021
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Simpery

The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
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shout out to Simpleflips

A phrase popularized by Vargskelethor in a video called Super Wheelchair Mario 64 where signs and messages constantly had said " Shout out to Simpleflips " which was a joke on people constantly saying " shout out to Simpleflips. "
by MoistGoats January 26, 2018
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Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.
Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"
by MuttButt December 15, 2011
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simpette

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.
by Wackymolly May 19, 2020
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Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020
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Simpette

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.
by smarsbar April 10, 2020
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