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Simsbury High School

One of the best schools in the country. Great teachers. Great classes. Totally better than all the Hartford high schools combined.

The high-ranking test scores of the school are mainly maintained by the considerably small community of Asian students. The white kids just play sports, flaunt their money and wear clothes THEY KNOW the minorities can't afford. The non-Asian minorities tend to just chill and hang out/get detained at the Loss of Privilege room. Many non-Asian minorities get bused in from Hartford. All 17 of them.

Most of the families these kids come from are in better economic stature compared to a normal family. Yes, that also includes the minorities.

Despite the large racial differences, everyone gets along and just chills. But there is one common denominator among ALL the students; DRAMA. That's right, drama. The school is a festering pit of drama. This drama is often caused by break-ups, anger issues and he-said-she-said stuff.

Also, this is one of the most competitive schools in the state or probably in the country. Although they really don't make it obvious, teachers make it a point that if you do not meet their academic standards, there is no way you will get into college. And if you end up not going to college, you might as well not show up next week and start working at McDonald's. But still, we (the kids at SHS) are not that bad and we push for excellence.
Kid from some bad school: Hey who's competing in the state geography contest?

Other kid from some bas school: us and Simsbury.

Kid from some bad school: Awwwwww HELL NO! We might as well not compete if we gonna go against Simsbury High School cuz they too smart and good.
by oohlala7193 December 27, 2009
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simsbury

a small, wealthy, exclusive town filled with yuppies who drive SUV's, fearfully conforming to one another with the meticulous impulses usually seen in accountants , these are the assholes you hated in high school having formed a town that celebrates the most obnoxious type of american materialism and self congratulatory impulses. we are rich. weirdly white and filled with obnoxious packs of male bikers in sleek seal skin suits terrorising pedestrians and car drivers alike. dotted with the occasional cool health food store or restaurant. the type of town that has a fireplace in its library. no one here colours outside the lines or wants to. everyone here plays to win the money game. a good town to leave if you have a soul. bye, simsbury.
simsbury is a town for yuppies with no souls
by silverbells7 May 18, 2019
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An absolutely shitty town and high school filled with terrible hippie liberals who sit around all day smoking (probably skipping practice) wishing they lived 40 minutes south with all the other "elite" Darien kids drinkin brain grenades. Don't live here or in Darien....ever.
by gaffer March 4, 2005
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SimpBurPhobia

The fear of getting brutally murdered by Simpbur
" I have SimpBurPhobia, it’s a fear where your scared that Simpbur is ready to kill you for getting in the way of his relationships "
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The fear of Simpbur going to murder you after getting in the way of his relationships
" I have SimpBurPhobia, it’s the fear of getting murdered by Simpbur for getting in the way of his relationships"
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Simpbrat

A simpbrat is often a ugly, tall, spinky guy. The simpbrats comes originally from Denmark. The only name that they are allowed to have is the ugliest name in the book and that name is Max. A Max is like a karen. They work the same. A Simpbrat could be called rasist, sexist and homophobic all this is maybe not always true but they often say the

n-word with a hard R. Keep your distance from these creatures
Ohh stop being such a simpbrat!
That girl/guy was such a simpbrat.

you are a simpbrat.
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A simpbrat is often a ugly, tall, spinky guy. The simpbrats comes originally from Denmark. The only name that they are allowed to have is the ugliest name in the book and that name is Max. A Max is like a karen. They work the same. A Simpbrat could also be called rasist, sexist and homophobic all this was maybe not true but they often say the n-word with a hard R
you are such a simpbrat!
stop being a simpbrat!
by Sara vrittenbreg September 17, 2020
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