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Silky Skills

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The best kind of skills, real silky.
Steve: I've been playing drums all week
John: You'll never be a match for Bill
Steve: Why not?
John: Bill has silky skills.
by silky skills mcdowel July 8, 2009
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Silky A. Smooth is a Swedish engineer best known for his influence on the battle.net protocols, cryptography, and quantum computing. He currently holds a professorship in the department of computer science at Lund University.

In 1995, Silky single handedly designed the "b.net" protocol for D1. He later added support for SC in 1997, and an expirmental chat interface in early 1998. With the chat gateway he also released GreetBot, a simple C++ project aimed at teaching programmers how to write clients for the new gateway.

Silky-Smooth currently frequents the battle.net forums, specifically under the World of Warcraft sections. It is rumored that he is designing a new network protocol to be used in WOW.
I didn't know how molecular magnet-based quantum computing worked until Silky Smooth explained it to me...
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Silky Smooth

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A phrase used by Adam Sandler's character (Zohan) in his new comedy, "Dont Mess With The Zohan", to describe the peak in style and hair
Tina: Dat!!! You're so silky smooth!

Dat: Ya, i know. *brush off shoulders*
by ZueceZ June 13, 2008
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silky sock

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1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.
“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”
by Silky Reg September 20, 2020
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The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.
I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.
by THURSDAY4LIFE June 6, 2004
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Silky scab

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A scab after being submerged in water for an extended amount of time.
After I got out of the pool I had silky scab going on!
by FoxyRoxi! October 14, 2017
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Silky Shiter

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To preform anal sex in the bathroom of a pub with a girl while her boyfriend is outside
Can’t believe me and (random girl) played silky shiter while her boyfriends to busy tensing at the bar In his string vest
by J Gibbons April 21, 2019
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