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sideburn creep

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.
Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.
by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009
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sitebuster

An online video that when released attracts so much traffic that it crashes your site, the same way a blockbuster movie sells out theaters.
"Dr. Horrible should prove to be a profitable venture in the end, and will probably establish itself as the 'sitebuster' hit of the summer..." – Tubefilter
by Tubefilter August 18, 2008
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Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.
Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man
by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008
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sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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sidebust

Pertaining to graffiti, when a toy hits a wall that has already been burned by an established writer, to make it look like they know each other, in an attempt to gain some credibility
If you sidebust, you just might get your ass beat.
by Take1 December 14, 2008
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Gamer's sideburn

A drastic dent in the hair surrounding the ears due to a long period spent with headsets on.
Person A: Man.. sorry I'm late, I track of time..
Person B: Playing WOW? I see your Gamer's Sideburn.
by Matrixcow March 24, 2010
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