suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

by suckassiest June 26, 2008

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

by tonedog five January 18, 2005

Suckasstrophe

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011

suckasstic

A word I invented because I didn't hear it right when someone said "sarcastic". Then I thought, wow, suckasstic... thats a great word. It can mean it really sucks ass, in a fantastic kind of way. Suckasstic.

That movie was totally suckasstic.

by Unique Name August 6, 2005

sick ass

Totally cool, delicious, great.

That dessert was sick-ass.

by Suz January 19, 2004

suckass

Like kissass, but worse. Much worse.

That John, such a suckass.

by asdjlhosefhl April 9, 2010

snickass

when yuo give a nice firm slapp on the ass, but joking around wise.

example 1: i was walking down the hall and i gave my girlfriend a snickass

by alex jason jew October 10, 2007