After having a heavy meal with your girl quickly get into sexual intercourse (before she has digested her food). When she starts to get into it, donkey punch her in the stomach. If done right, she should vomit. When she's done throwing-up, have sex and role around in the barf. Tip: take a shower after. LOL
by Desert Burst May 31, 2007

a male/ female who has a ridiculously public crush on someone and follows them around like a sick puppy, or becomes their personal fan club.
by siiiiiiiiiiiiick puppy May 23, 2006

(noun) A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused for a love sick puppy. They are quite similar..but to tell the difference you need to know what love and lust are. Lust is physical attraction and love is emotional attraction. But that still doesnt make sense.. So what is a love sick puppy? Someone who is so deeply in love/craving love that they ignore everything. That would make a lust sick puppy someone who craves lust and love(that may or may not derive from lust).
A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused with a whore.
A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused with a whore.
OMG she is such a lust sick puppy.A swear..She is such a whore, they way she goes guy after guy looking for love.. And in the end the only thing they had in common was sex..
Hey it's not her fault.. She just wound up in a lot of bad relationships.
Hey it's not her fault.. She just wound up in a lot of bad relationships.
by Faye Marie June 13, 2006

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.
Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.
Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.
by kettle__ September 8, 2010

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
by elfinmajik November 13, 2017

person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023
