sick puppy

an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"

person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"

by some guy who loves lemon demon February 7, 2023

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Love Sick Puppy Dog

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.

Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!

by kettle__ September 8, 2010

lust sick puppy

(noun) A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused for a love sick puppy. They are quite similar..but to tell the difference you need to know what love and lust are. Lust is physical attraction and love is emotional attraction. But that still doesnt make sense.. So what is a love sick puppy? Someone who is so deeply in love/craving love that they ignore everything. That would make a lust sick puppy someone who craves lust and love(that may or may not derive from lust).

A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused with a whore.

OMG she is such a lust sick puppy.A swear..She is such a whore, they way she goes guy after guy looking for love.. And in the end the only thing they had in common was sex..

Hey it's not her fault.. She just wound up in a lot of bad relationships.

by Faye Marie June 13, 2006

The Sick Puppy

After having a heavy meal with your girl quickly get into sexual intercourse (before she has digested her food). When she starts to get into it, donkey punch her in the stomach. If done right, she should vomit. When she's done throwing-up, have sex and role around in the barf. Tip: take a shower after. LOL

We had to clean up the throw-up after we performed The Sick Puppy.

by Desert Burst May 31, 2007

sickpuppy

A guy that likes to give it to his missus 3 ways while being spanked with a piece of barbed wire, and can only perform while watching his two jack russels go at it at the foot of the bed.

Man that dude is one real sickpuppy.

by sickpuppy02 March 5, 2011

Sickpuppy

One that is never happy even if it is a success.
One that cusses alot.

Ya know guy, we could've done alot better than that. We should have never lost one game on defense.

Watch Out! He's Pulling A "Sickpuppy"!

by E_Sheets April 10, 2007