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sick dick 

1. A sick dick occurs when a man's fully erect penis is so mighty that it causes "bitches to be Trippin" or another man/woman to say "aaaahhhhh" or "ooohhhhh" in a drawn out manner.

2. When a man's pen-is mightier than a sword.

(in both definitions the word sick is from the sk8r term meaning awesome or "rad")
Man: Behold my PEN-IS!

Woman: aaahhhh.. that is a sick dick!
sick dick by mighty hammer June 18, 2011
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Sick Dick 

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant
Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on
Sick Dick by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019

Sick Dick 

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.
Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!
Sick Dick by SickDgirl March 19, 2021
When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.
Bitch can't hold a thought, but she can hold that cock. why cause shes dick sick
Dick Sick by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019

Dick-sick 

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.
Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick
Dick-sick by Panda ash October 10, 2014
To feel ill from lack of penis penetration
Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light
dick sick by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015
A really horrible word for semen. Especially if it's told to you by your girlfriend
"You gonna make your dick sick?"

"...what did you just say?"

"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."

"Yeah...I got that..."
Dick Sick by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011