snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

shell league admin

an individual who shoves eggs up their anus for sexual pleasure and/or to please the league owner Chris Kyle.

all shell league admins at the moment.

by phil miarse July 6, 2020

Shella

A total angel. Super angelic. Most divine girl you’ll ever meet. Will cook for you and treat you nice. Because that’s what angels do.

Did you see what fell from heaven? It was Shella!

by Shellestialbeing August 26, 2020

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

shellene

A boss ass bitch!

Look at that girl! She's a Shellene!! I wish I could be a Shellene 😩.

by Aheeihevrkidheveyebfidbduebwie February 23, 2015

Shelleying

Next-level skiving. Raising avoidance of the workplace to an art form.

When I woke up today, the heating was nearly half a degree out of whack, so I obviously had to some Shelleying. I told my boss I had hypothermia and was in the spa by 9.30.

A sustained campaign of Shelleying had enabled Simon to write his first novel, a six hundred page meditation on one man’s struggle with devastating haemorrhoids.

Person 1: “Man, I’ve not been in to work on a Friday for 15 years. I tell them I’m working from home, but I’ve totally cracked out the gin by mid-morning.”
Person 2: “Dude, that is some epic Shelleying.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest March 15, 2019

Blue Shell

A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item

"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you

by Cosmic. December 8, 2018